The Types of Students You’d See in Political Science

Written by Oluwatobi Mercy 

In every department, there’s always a mix of personalities that keep things interesting, and Political Science is no exception. From the theory enthusiasts to the elusive ghosts who only show up during exams, here are the unforgettable types of students you’ll definitely encounter in Political Science.  

1. The Debate King/Queen

This student is the heart and soul of every argument. Whether it’s about capitalism, socialism, or which government policy failed Nigeria the most, they’re always ready with receipts. They don’t just speak - they PREACH! These students are easily spotted in front rows, always arguing theories like their admission depends on it.  

Their favorite quotes? “Let’s analyze this critically” or “You don’t understand the context.” Future lawmakers? Maybe. Exhausting? Definitely.  

2. The Government Loyalist

You know this one. No matter what a government does, they’ll defend it like their life depends on it. Subsidy removal? Good governance. Increase in petrol? ASUU strike? “It’s for the greater good.” Their arguments are so passionately crafted that you sometimes wonder if they’re getting paid for it.  

These students are always dropping lines like, “You people don’t know what it takes to run a country.” Love them or hate them, they’ve mastered the art of turning controversy into conviction.  

3. The "Read and Pass" Master  

They are always in class, front-row regulars even, but don’t mistake them for the passionate ones. Their mission is simple: secure a 2:1 and graduate on time. They’re not here to save the world or spark intellectual revolutions - they just want to pass and leave.  

These students are experts in jotting down only what’s likely to come out in exams. And while they don’t engage in debates or discussions, they’re walking encyclopedias of past questions.  

4. The Ghost Students

Now, these ones are a mystery. You never see them in class - not for lectures, not for assignments, not for group presentations. Yet, somehow, they always show up during exams. And the mysterious part? They actually pass.  

It’s like they have a private tutor or some magical ability to absorb course materials without being physically present. Every semester, you ask yourself, “How do they do it?” and somehow, the answer remains a mystery.  

5. The Attendance Hustlers

These ones are only in class to “feel among.” They’ll show up, sign the attendance sheet, and then zone out completely. Ask them what was discussed in class, and you’ll get blank stares. But hey, they’re technically present, right?  

You’ll find them scrolling through their phones or having whispered conversations while the lecturer drones on. Their philosophy is simple: show up, get counted, and move on.  

6. The Theory Enthusiast

This is the student who lives and breathes political theory. They’ve read every work by Hobbes, Locke, and Machiavelli and are not shy about reminding you. Class discussions are their playground, and they’ll quote philosophers you’ve never even heard of just to make a point.  

While they’re undeniably brilliant, their obsession with theories sometimes makes you wonder if they even know the price of Rice in the market. Still, they’re the intellectual backbone of the department.  

7. The Side Hustler 

These students are the department’s ultimate multitaskers. They’re running a business while juggling classes, assignments, and tests. Whether it’s selling food, clothes, or hair products, their hustle never stops.  

You’ll see them taking calls in between lectures or delivering items after class. Despite their tight schedules, they somehow manage to keep up with coursework. If anyone deserves a degree in both Political Science and Entrepreneurship, it’s them.  

8. The Committee Member

The backbone of every departmental event, these students are involved in EVERYTHING. From planning symposiums to organizing dinners, their names are on every committee list. And what’s impressive? They’re always in class, too.  

It’s almost impossible to understand how they juggle it all. While others are struggling to stay on top of their assignments, these students are finalizing budgets, scheduling meetings, attending congresses and arranging guest speakers. If there’s an award for “Most Active Student,” they’ve already won it.  

So, which type of student are you or which ones have you seen? Let’s hear it in the comments. And don’t forget to send this to your friends in political science who fit these descriptions.